Brandon the Ninja Fetus by Saxony

Brandon's Outdoor Adventure

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Brandon The Ninja Fetus was bored sitting at the computer. No one was on.


He checked his phone for any messages but there weren't any.


Brandon thought he would like to go outside. He had never done that before!


So he opened the door. Poor little Ninja Fetus was scared!


But he managed to take his first step outside. What a brave little ninja fetus Brandon was!


He was amazed by the world around him! All the different colors he saw awed him.


He spotted a lovely pinecone lying on the grass. He decided he would talk to it! He thought he spotted a red chair and asked the pinecone if she would like to join him there. She was happy to join him!


So there they sat, getting to know each other. Her name was Belinda, and she said she came from a tree. Brandon was amazed! But not too amazed.


He ate her.


From where he sat Brandon spotted a pelican.

He decided to ride it! So Brandon rocked back and forth but then...


He fell off!


While he lay there, upset, he spotted a basketball hoop. His former sadness was soon gone and replaced with joy!


Brandon thought it looked fun and tried to play.


OUCH! The little Ninja Fetus landed on his back! He started to wail, and exclaimed, "Boo! I hate life and life hates me!"


But along came Saxony and came to the rescue! She told Brandon that it's okay to suck at life and that everbody does in their own special way. "At the same time," she told him, "We all rock at life too!"


Brandon felt better after Saxony left! "Oh boy," he thought, "Life is worth living again!"


He thought he had enough of the outside world. The fifteen minutes of exciment wore the little ninja fetus out!


Brandon waddled into bed, content with life.

The End.
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(This story was brought to you from the creative minds of Saxony and Brandon The Ninja Fetus. No fetuses nor pinecones were harmed during the making.)