01 August 2007

Letter to a new mother

August 1, 2007


Dear Amanda,

Your little ninja was feeling a wee bit uncomfortable when we told him that he'd be leaving Fort Cloudy. He picked a fight with Charlie the Penguin while we were getting him ready for his new home. As docile and laid back as Charlie is, he whapped the young fetus in self defense and split his eye open. We rushed him to the hospital last night and he ended up with a few stitches. Luckily along with the probable scar that he will end up with, Charlie was able to knock some sense into him. Now he is more excited than ever to be welcomed into your home and I hope you feel the same way.

Sincerely,

Sarah Cloudhopper

Adoption Relations

Fort Cloudy



CC: The Ninja Fetus Adventures


4 comments:

narchi said...

get well soon ninja fetus!

Anonymous said...

Dearest Ninja Fetus-
I am really looking forward to your arrival at my home. Please note: I have healing lick, and I will make sure that you are nursed to proper health once more.
Sincerely,
Molly Brown Truffles

Anonymous said...

*tee hee*

Christopher de Beer said...

very cool blog, love the ninja fetus plushs :)